What is Sherman?

sherman is a cock sucker Sherman. Peadick Worshiper, Harry Potter villain, Daddy, Russian spy, works in prostitution, loves it. Related to Logan Paul. Hitlers side hoe, the creator's creator, God's daddy. SHERMAN WAS A KNOWN COCK WHORE FOR HITLER!!!!! DONT FORGET YOUR FAVORITE COCK SLUT!!!!!!!!!! SHERMAN LOVES DICK!!!

'''"All of this shit is actually canon... and some fucker called Dick Cheney is gonna make money off the Iraq war." - Sherman, 1963'''

Sherman has had many traumatizing experiences throughout his life. (he’s been shagged so many times where he couldn’t walk) He has been a victim of every of horrific event and experience throughout history such as the holocaust, he had anal cancer, the civil war, and slavery. during the civil war, General Sherman left Tennessee for Georgia with orders to make the governor of Georgia his whore. In September, Sherman and his army reached Atlanta, the South's most important rail and manufacturing center, and set the city ablaze. After burning Atlanta, Sherman marched his army across the state toward Savannah, promising to “make Georgia howl.” (he’s such a furry omg) His purpose was to destroy the last untouched supply base for the Confederacy, As they marched through Georgia, Sherman's troops destroyed everything of value that they found. They trampled or burned fields, stripped houses of their valuables, and burned supplies of hay and food. Dead horses, hogs, and cattle that his troops could not eat or carry away lined the roads. The troops destroyed everything useful in a 60-mile-wide path, a strategy that was later used in future wars. In December 1864, Sherman captured Savannah, Georgia, and from there, he turned north and destroyed all opposition in the Carolinas. Marching 425 miles in 50 days, he reached Raleigh, North Carolina, by March 1865, and there he waited for Grant's final attack on Richmond. He has survived throughout and before the big bang and the creation of existence. Sherman has been drafted to the Marine Corps, when he got there, the instruction dropped down and gave Sherman 50. Sherman is Hitler's personal bean potato hybrid. He also had a part time job as Hitler's side hoe. His birthday is 22 b.c and has been credited for many of history's assassinations. Now is an elusive creature that lives in the deepest parts of Planet Amplify. He was an experiment gone wrong as Smarrett Gith was trying to find a new form of agriculture for his beloved planet. Smarrett Gith attempted to find the perfect cross between a bean and a potato, resulting in the monstrosity of a beantato that is Sherman. Sherman is always with his friend, H3rman, and tries to create reasons why something is the way it is. But Sherman is hot dumb, for he has little to no cognitive ability. To this day, Smarrett Gith and his planet still ponders, what is Sherman? Smarrett believes he is a manifestation of a potato man, but many on Planet Amplify refute their leader's claim, and say that Sherman is a bean man. We are looking for more polls on who Sherman is. Smarrett promises that he might give the ones who vote an Oreo or a Reeses. A massive question also looms, what is Sherman's hat, for we may never know. Is it a fez, a flowerpot, or a toothpaste cap? He never takes it off. Could the hat be glued to his head, or is he hiding a miniature colony of Shermans with non-adaptive traits? Or even maybe it is just another part of his body sticking out of his head with a different color? Who knows? Many theorists believe that Sherman appears to be so skinny because since he is bad at Amplify and continuously gets his key concepts wrong, our kind and benevolent leader Smarrett Gith deprives him of Oreos and Reeses. The mystery remains. Sherman is a surname that originated in the Anglo-Saxon language. It means a "shearer of woolen garments", being derived from the words scearra, or "shears", and mann, or "man". The name is cognate with Sharman, Shearman and Shurman. Sherman has also been regularly used as a given name in the United States. This was probably originally in honor of Roger Sherman, though after the Civil War William Tecumseh Sherman was also an influence. Despite Being named after union soldier William Tecumseh Sherman, Sherman has gotten in trouble for his past comments on African Americans and was prevented on hosting the Oscars in 2001 due to his problematic political views. All of these factors, his utter stupidity, his strange hat, his body shape, his strange backstory, his political opinions, the meaning of his name, his lack of oreos and reeses, and his strange attraction to carnithon and ostrilope porn point to one thing and one thing only, Sherman is the ideal mascot for Planet Amplify. Everything, from his shape to his feelings represent Amplify in every twisted way you can imagine.Some may think Sherman doesn't deserve to live on this Earth, or anywhere at all, really, but in fact he has done more for us than you can ever imagine. He has given us the gift of failure, allowing us to, like him, fail over and over and over again without shame. It is okay to never ever be right. If Sherman does it, you know it's right for you. If your average GPA is a 1, well done. You, like Sherman, have conquered the art of failure. Sherman is our hero (although he hates black people and eats Nigerian children). He is also formally known as the lover of Ava. They have many beautiful children Furry #1, Furry #2, and Richie. They now live in Poland and worship satan and the lord Penis. Sherman is a loyal bitch. He protects his family of whores because they mean the world to him. When Sherman was born his parents Peepee and Poopoo saw his greatness and sent him to earth in a last stitch attempt to free him of the Smarrett Gith servitude all of Planet Amplify's beantatoe population was destitute and sentenced to. his advisory Herman was also sent being the top of his class at Amplivard, the most prestigious college for sluts such as Herman. Sherman's arrival on Earth was interpreted in a Stephen King movie, he was largely upset on his portrayal in the film as it was too chaotic and rather animistic being offensive to the indentured beantatoe people of Planet Amplify. Sherman was the underlying cause of the Armenian genocide. Sherman is the last of his kind. So if you ever see him, don't make fun of him. Fap for him. He is the only thing keeping amplify planet from becoming total and utter complete shit. He continues to retain hope in my large cock. The name Herman is a name. Herman is: Old German Herman American Herman Melville Moby Dick. þessi frábæri dagur sem við erum eins og Smarrett Gith, miskunnarlaus og öflugur einræðisherra og handtaka Beantatoe fólkið. Many known and public whores of Sherman include, but are not limited to:

Sherman is now enjoying his retirement sailing around the world, going to new and exotic places meeting new and exotic people... and chilling with them. He began his voyage in early March of 2020, i guess he saw the whole virus thing coming and got out of the U.S. asap. He spends most of his days sailing into the world's many bays on his 81' sailer's yacht that totally isnt compensating for anything. When he needs to he rolls into town for food and lodging and every time he ends up ravaging every Mother, every Wife, every Fiance, every Sister, and every Girlfriend in a 50 MILE RADIUS. Hereby cucking every man in the town. |11/13| Jet Ransom: FBI Agent's Log
 * The Sherman Brothers, American songwriting duo
 * Adelmorn Sherman (1820–1875), American farmer and politician
 * Ahuva Sherman (born 1926), Israeli artist
 * Al Sherman (1897–1973), American songwriter
 * Alan Sherman (born 1957), American computer scientist
 * Alex Sherman (born 1984), Moldovian professional wrestler under the ring name Alex Koslov
 * Sir Alfred Sherman (1919–2006), British journalist
 * Aliza Sherman (born 1964), entrepreneur, author, women's issues activist and lecturer
 * Allan Sherman (1924–1973), American comedian
 * Allie Sherman (born 1923), American NFL football player and coach
 * Alpheus Sherman (1780–1866), New York politician
 * Althea Sherman (1853–1943)), American illustrator, educator, ornithologist and writer
 * Amy Sherman-Palladino (born 1966), American television writer, director and producer
 * Ben Sherman (1925–1987, born Arthur Benjamin Sugarman), British clothing company founder
 * Bernard Sherman (1942–2017), Canadian businessman
 * Bim Sherman (1950–2000), Jamaican musician and singer-songwriter
 * Bob Sherman (actor) (1940–2004), American dramaturge, playwright and film and television actor
 * Bobby Sherman (born 1943), American singer and actor
 * Brad Sherman (born 1954), U.S. congressman from California
 * Buren R. Sherman (1836–1904), Governor of Iowa
 * Carl Sherman (c. 1891–1956), New York State Attorney General 1923–24
 * Carlos Sherman (1934–2005), Belarusian translator and writer
 * Charles Robert Sherman (1788–1829), American lawyer and public servant
 * Charles Taylor Sherman (1811–1879), Ohio lawyer and judge
 * Chase Sherman (born 1989), UFC Fighter
 * Cindy Sherman (born 1954), American artist
 * David Sherman (born 1958), American novelist
 * Forrest Sherman (1896–1951), United States Navy admiral
 * Francis Cornwall Sherman (1805–1870), American politician
 * Francis Trowbridge Sherman (1825–1905) United States Army general
 * Frederick C. Sherman (1888–1957), admiral of the United States Navy
 * Gary Sherman (director) (born 1945), American film director
 * Gary Sherman (Wisconsin politician) (born 1949), Wisconsin jurist and legislator
 * Gene Sherman (reporter) (1915–1969), American reporter
 * Gene Sherman (sportscaster), American sportscaster
 * George Sherman (1908–1991), American film director
 * Geraldine M. Sherman (1922–2012), Native American fashion designer
 * Harry Sherman (1884–1952), American film producer
 * Hilde Sherman (1923–2011), German Holocaust survivor and memoirist.
 * Jack Sherman (guitarist) (born 1956), American studio guitarist
 * Jack Sherman (statistician)
 * James Sherman (minister) (1796–1862), British Congregationalist and abolitionist
 * James Sherman (comics), American comic book artist
 * James Sherman (cricketer) (1791–1831), English cricketer
 * James Schoolcraft Sherman (1855–1912), 27th Vice President of the United States
 * Jane Sherman (1908–2010) American writer, performer and Rockette
 * John Sherman (Ohio) (1823–1900), U.S. Representative and U.S. Senator from Ohio
 * John Sherman (clergyman) (1772–1828), American Unitarian pastor
 * John Sherman (cricketer) (1788–1861), English cricketer
 * John Sherman (climber) (born 1959), American climber
 * Joseph Sherman (1945–2006), Canadian poet and visual arts editor
 * Joseph J. Sherman (born 1980), American marketing strategist and artist
 * Judson W. Sherman (1808–1881), U.S. Representative from New York
 * Justin Sherman (born 1987), Australian rules footballer
 * Lawrence W. Sherman (born 1949), academic criminologist
 * Lawrence Yates Sherman (1858–1939), American politician from Illinois
 * Lowell Sherman (1885–1934), American actor and film director
 * Lyman R. Sherman (1804–1839), an early leader in the Latter Day Saint movement
 * Martin Sherman (born 1938), American screenwriter and playwright
 * Martin Sherman (actor), American actor in films and video games
 * Max Sherman (born 1935), Texas politician
 * Max Sherman (Ontario politician), Canadian businessperson and politician
 * Mike Sherman (born 1954), American football coach
 * Moses Sherman (1853–1932) American land and transportation developer
 * Najahe Sherman, American television news anchor and reporter
 * Philip Sherman (1610–1687), Rhode Island pioneer
 * Raj Sherman (born 1966), Canadian politician
 * Ray Sherman (born 1951), American football player and coach
 * Richard Sherman (born 1988) American football cornerback
 * Richard M. Sherman (born 1928), American songwriter, half of the Sherman Brothers
 * Richard Updike Sherman (1819–1895), New York State politician and newspaper publisher/editor
 * Robert B. Sherman (1925–2012), American songwriter, half of the Sherman Brothers
 * Robert J. Sherman (born 1968), American songwriter, son of Robert B. Sherman
 * Roger Sherman (1721–1793), American lawyer and politician
 * Roger Sherman (American football) (1872–1957), American football player, coach and lawyer
 * Russell Sherman (born 1930), American classical pianist
 * Ruth Sherman (1903–1965), American bridge player
 * Socrates N. Sherman (1801–1873), U.S. Representative from New York, physician and officer
 * Stuart Sherman (1881–1926), American literary critic
 * Teddi Sherman (1921–2019), American actress
 * Tom Sherman (American football) (born 1950), American football quarterback
 * Tom Sherman (cricketer) (1825–1911), English cricketer
 * Thomas Ewing Sherman (1856–1933), American lawyer and priest
 * Thomas W. Sherman (1813–1879), United States Army officer
 * Vincent Sherman (1906–2006), American film director and actor
 * Will Sherman (1927–1997), American football defensive back
 * William Tecumseh Sherman (1820–1891), U.S. Civil War general

Herman's current location is unknown... last reported to be several miles outside the Bermuda Triangle heading east... he has made it off the FBI's radar... for now.

2/23/2022 - lmaoo who tf wrote all this

this is so fucking dumb omfg