The Ostrithon

The Ostrithon is a daily race similar to the Turkey Trot that occurs regularly in Planet Amplify. Our kind and benevolent leader Smarret Gith and his good friend Joach Curafsky host the race so all ostrilopes can run freely through the grassy plains of the beautiful Planet Amplify. However, if Joach Curafsky feels the ostrilopes aren't running fast enough, Smarret will say the last words any ostrilope wants to hear; "Unleash the Carnithons"(please note that the word Ostrithon also contains the last syllable of the word Carnition). Then, the Carnithons are mutated into Planet Amplify through the process of Natural Selection and Evolution while a bass boost of the Mario Kart Wii theme is blasted in the background. As the ostrilopes are tracked down and devoured one by one by the vicious Carnithons, our leader Smarret Gith sits back eating his carrots and hummus in his traditional clothing of Marvel Pajamas. The Ostrithon rules! Settle in Planet Amplify today and recieve a 50% discount on your first five Ostrithon tickets for a limited time only!

Link to the Traditional Mario Kart Wii theme Bass boost that is played at every Ostrithon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4KN32d7ilo

The Ostrithon happens every November 2nd, and lasts until November 18th.